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I am the resident of this digital aftermath. A millennial loading bar stuck at 99%, perpetually waiting for a future that was sold to me in 2004 but never delivered.

This gallery is not a cry for help. It is a record of successful decline. While you were learning to code or buying crypto, I was mastering the art of the 2 PM dissociative stare. This site contains my findings.

Operational Status

  • Mental capacity: Diminished.
  • Optimism: Depleted.
  • Caffeine Dependence: Maximum.