The Resident
Personnel log for the digital aftermath.
I am the resident of this digital aftermath. A millennial loading bar stuck at 99%, perpetually waiting for a future that was sold to me in 2004 but never delivered.
This gallery is not a cry for help. It is a record of successful decline. While you were learning to code or buying crypto, I was mastering the art of the 2 PM dissociative stare. This site contains my findings.
Operational Status
- Mental capacity: Diminished.
- Optimism: Depleted.
- Caffeine Dependence: Maximum.