The 2025 Archive
A chronological timeline of decline. Entries are preserved in their original state of malaise.
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Why Waking Up is a Mistake
Entry #53: On why waking up is a mistake and the general state of things.
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Year End Regrets
Entry #52: On year end regrets and the general state of things.
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The Promotion You Didn't Want
Entry #51: On the promotion you didn't want and the general state of things.
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Office Politics Failure
Entry #50: On office politics failure and the general state of things.
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Complaining but Not Changing
Entry #49: On complaining but not changing and the general state of things.
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The Unsent Resignation
Entry #48: On the unsent resignation and the general state of things.
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Credit Card Roulette
Entry #47: On credit card roulette and the general state of things.
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Ignoring the Bank App
Entry #46: On ignoring the bank app and the general state of things.
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Buying Things to Feel Better
Entry #45: On buying things to feel better and the general state of things.
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The Sunk Cost Career
Entry #44: On the sunk cost career and the general state of things.
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Email Evasion
Entry #43: On email evasion and the general state of things.
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Hiding in the Bathroom at Work
Entry #42: On hiding in the bathroom at work and the general state of things.
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The Minimum Effort Principle
Entry #41: On the minimum effort principle and the general state of things.
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Spending Money You Don't Have
Entry #40: On spending money you don't have and the general state of things.
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The Lone Wolf Myth
Entry #39: On the lone wolf myth and the general state of things.
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Social Media Stalking
Entry #38: On social media stalking and the general state of things.
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Passive Aggressive Gifts
Entry #37: On passive aggressive gifts and the general state of things.
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Burning Bridges
Entry #36: On burning bridges and the general state of things.
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Ghosting for Beginners
Entry #35: On ghosting for beginners and the general state of things.
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The mumbled Hello
Entry #34: On the mumbled hello and the general state of things.
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Avoiding Eye Contact
Entry #33: On avoiding eye contact and the general state of things.
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Dining Alone (in Public)
Entry #32: On dining alone (in public) and the general state of things.
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The Empty Inbox
Entry #31: On the empty inbox and the general state of things.
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Assuming the Worst in Others
Entry #30: On assuming the worst in others and the general state of things.
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Misinterpreting Texts
Entry #29: On misinterpreting texts and the general state of things.
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The Silent Treatment
Entry #28: On the silent treatment and the general state of things.
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Canceling Plans at the Last Minute
Entry #27: On canceling plans at the last minute and the general state of things.
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Panic as Cardio
Entry #26: On panic as cardio and the general state of things.
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Doomscrolling optimization
Entry #25: On doomscrolling optimization and the general state of things.
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Distraction Techniques
Entry #24: On distraction techniques and the general state of things.
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Focus is for Losers
Entry #23: On focus is for losers and the general state of things.
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The Doubt Spiral
Entry #22: On the doubt spiral and the general state of things.
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Comparing Yourself to Strangers
Entry #21: On comparing yourself to strangers and the general state of things.
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Why You Are Wrong
Entry #20: On why you are wrong and the general state of things.
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The Imposter Within
Entry #19: On the imposter within and the general state of things.
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Future-Tripping
Entry #18: On future-tripping and the general state of things.
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Regretting 2014
Entry #17: On regretting 2014 and the general state of things.
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Memory Hoarding
Entry #16: On memory hoarding and the general state of things.
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The Art of Overthinking
Entry #15: On the art of overthinking and the general state of things.
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Worrying About Next Tuesday
Entry #14: On worrying about next tuesday and the general state of things.
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Vertical Sleeping
Entry #13: On vertical sleeping and the general state of things.
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The 3am Coffee
Entry #12: On the 3am coffee and the general state of things.
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Indoor Air Stagnation
Entry #11: On indoor air stagnation and the general state of things.
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Avoiding the Sun
Entry #10: On avoiding the sun and the general state of things.
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Screens for Breakfast
Entry #9: On screens for breakfast and the general state of things.
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Ignoring the Dentist
Entry #8: On ignoring the dentist and the general state of things.
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The Joy of Stiff Joints
Entry #7: On the joy of stiff joints and the general state of things.
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Posture Collapse
Entry #6: On posture collapse and the general state of things.
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Sugar Crashing 101
Entry #5: On sugar crashing 101 and the general state of things.
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Blue Light Bathing
Entry #4: On blue light bathing and the general state of things.
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Sedentary Sundays (and Mondays)
Entry #3: On sedentary sundays (and mondays) and the general state of things.
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The Dehydration Strategy
Entry #2: On the dehydration strategy and the general state of things.
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Why Waking Up is a Mistake
Entry #1: On why waking up is a mistake and the general state of things.